Scott’s Sober Eve Letter

(This is part of a series of letters where people write to themselves on their last day of drinking. First up we have Scott Pearson)

Hey Scott!

You know that internal battle you’ve been having with yourself about your drinking? The one where you know you should stop but before you know it you’re 3 bottles of sauvignon and 20 tequilas deep slut dropping to Beyonce? Well tonight will be the last time you go to war with yourself, tomorrow you’re going to wake up and be free.

I know, scary shit right? Except it’s not. It’s going to be the best thing that has ever happened to you. I thought it would be good to give you 3 tips :

1 Order ALL of the chocolate in the land today, to arrive tomorrow – When you first give up the sugar cravings are real. You’re going to crave sugar like Trump relies on that combover, A LOT. 

2 Don’t wait to get yourself a therapist, book yourself an appointment ASAP. It will be one of the best investments you’ll ever make in your life and trust me, you’re going to need it.

3 Buy new running trainers and get yourself into the nearest forest you can find. You’re going to discover that you are at your happiest when you are connected to nature.

You Might not believe this yet, but I love you and I can’t wait for you to see what life has in store for you.



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